Posts In Category Craigslist, The Best Of

BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO – m4m

on July 12, 2010 by WalterCron in Craigslist, The Best Of, Comments Off

I’m a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the “Beat It” video and then each JO/knife […]

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1985 Space Shuttle Atlantis OV-104

on by WalterCron in Craigslist, The Best Of, Comments Off

Original owner, used, as-is, where-is. Currently flown 32 times (191 crews) for a total of 120,650,907 miles. Time in space, 293 days, 18 hours, 29 minutes, 37 seconds (as of […]

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My Porn Watching Pig Boyfriend

on by WalterCron in Craigslist, The Best Of, Comments Off

So you like watching these porn-sluts get pounded and creamed? OK, I get it, I kind of like some of that too. It’s rather entertaining, if not slightly disturbing/fascinating to […]

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Emotionally unavailable woman seeking emotionally unavailable man

on by WalterCron in Craigslist, The Best Of, Comments Off

You: -Must have a busy schedule. This must be legit. Holding down a 3.8 in the College of Engineering while working two jobs, running a business, publishing original research=busy. Sleeping […]

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Contest to be my boss!

on by WalterCron in Craigslist, The Best Of, Comments Off

I am a graphic artist and in need of a job. I have decided to fill this need the same way many people think the can fill their graphic design […]

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Penis Measuring

on by WalterCron in Craigslist, The Best Of, Comments Off

A friend of mine and I have been having a long-standing argument about whose penis is larger. We’ve tried having our girlfriends confirm to the other the exact size, but […]

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Looking for a beard mentor

on by WalterCron in Craigslist, The Best Of, Comments Off

I’ve had a moustache and beard off and on over the years, and I’ve tried styling it in the past but I just can’t seem to get it to the […]

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Dear University Alumni Office

on by WalterCron in Craigslist, The Best Of, Comments Off

Dear University Alumni Office, I’m sorry to hear that the university’s $750 million endowment has fallen in value to $500 million because of the recession and because your bank died. […]

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Spacious Studio Igloo

on by WalterCron in Craigslist, The Best Of, Comments Off

Looking for a renter for a 70 square foot igloo (4′ x 5′ entrance tunnel, 4′ radius living area.) An excellent choice for EMU art students as it is located […]

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Stately Dutch MILF Magnet

on by WalterCron in Craigslist, The Best Of, Comments Off

This is a Batavus “PERSONAL” delivery bike. It’s black, has one speed, a coaster brake, a kick stand, chain case, racks, and a dynamo lighting system. I discovered it in […]

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Totally AWESOME Kimball Organ

on by WalterCron in Craigslist, The Best Of, Comments Off

Dude, this thing is sick. You need this organ. Find out why this does not turn on and then you will be ready to rock out, or play some hymns […]

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free toilet, needs tlc

on by WalterCron in Craigslist, The Best Of, Comments Off

Could be fixed up. A little dirty, and it leaked and overflowed last time it was used. My son stuffed a action figure down it, so if anyone picks this […]

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